Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Date me if you want!

Well, yes...i'm back being single and i'm enjoying all the wonders of dating all sorts of men. I like!!!

Few facts about dating that YOU should know:

Dating can be tiring. YES. I admit. It's all the excitement that you get will just exhaust your energy level by the end of the day.

Dating requires skills. YES. Different methods are required when you are dating with different kind of guys. Some pointers for you ladies....
Guy Type 1: Career minded guys would tend to talk about their job and their accomplishments. Ladies, you just need acknowledge their success and compliment them. At times, just hit them with few punchlines like "What do you think about Obama's new policy?" or "What do you think about the current stock market performance?"....That will keep them thinking on what to answer you. In the meantime, ladies, you can sip up your wine and finish up your meal.

Guy Type 2: Married guys. YES. I've dated few of them and they are the most fun guys to be around with. They are loving, caring, smart and they are perfect. Only thing is....they are married and ladies...you need to draw the line!!! Sometimes, they lack imagination, but i reserve my comments for Mr.Superboy (if you are reading this...you have the best "imagination" and i have no regrets at all)

Guy Type 3: Single, straight and unattached guys. They tend to talk about their friends, officemates, work and hobbies (football or computer games mostly). Go out for movies, art performance, watch football or the best place to test your guys wisdom is at the museum or at a bookshop. Find anything in common and work from there. DO NOT fall for the guy so fast, or else you'll crash hard!

Guy Type 4: GAY guy. YES. Ladies, you need to be around gay guys. You need to know the trend from this guys and they are very resourceful. Their gay-radar works faster and we can leverage on their expertise (street wise and bed-wise)...trust me!!! They prefer to be seen at Starbucks...so over a cup of ice latte would do for a short date!

Guy Type 5: Divorced men. YES I HAVE dated them. They are soooooooooooo passionate and at times very gullible and vulnerable. Ladies, any body movement you do towards him could be interpreted wrongly. So behave yourself! They will lavish you with great meals and after few dates they might just pop you the question ..."wanna have uno noche stand?" YOU SAY NO....unless if you want too...

Guy Type 6: YOUNGER guys. DO i need to elaborate more? I have mix reactions on these type of guys. There are self obsessed ones and there are genuinely good hearted ones. If you are lucky, you'll get the good hearted ones. Few of my close friends married a younger guy, not that they are the cougar type...but they landed themselves with a good catch.

Guy Type 7: JEALOUSY species. OH BOY.....call Rihana or Gaga for this one. You need their bad ass attitude to disengage yourself with this kinda guy. My trick, if they get jealous over a text that you send to a friend like this "Dear XXX, Wanna have lunch with me?" and if they react "You flirting behind me izzit?"...that's a sign that you should watch out for. STOP DATING HIM!

Guy Type 8: Unemployed guy. OOOoooo.....ladies, your wallet better have extra cash to go on a date with this type of guys. Enough said. You might driving him as well....not good!!!!

Guy Type 9: Businessmen & Power Suit guys. Generally, they are all married. The best part, you'll be treated with fine meal. Enjoy the meal and the companion! They ask more than a meal....YOU SAY NO...at least, that's what i said to them!

I could go on and on...and if this article offends some of the guys reading it, its just my experience and i have no intention on hurting anyone's feeling!

Will continue more....

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